As in the last chapter, a small prize will go to the first geek to spot the "The Princess Bride" reference. Hope to get Chapter Ten up tomorrow. Also, do you know how weird it is watching the superbowl in the UK, when you have to stay up to past 0300 to see the ending? Still, my former flatmate is a Vikings fan, so it was well worth it to stay up late just to torment him by pointing out by text every time his hated rivals did well. Anyway... enjoy the story, and thank you America for another beautifully over the top spectacle. The rest of the world may not watch American football, but the super bowl, well that’s different. The half-time shows alone deserve some sort of award for, short of everything in the universe spontaneously catching fire, being the most spectacular thing in existence.

Chapter nine.

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